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you know how picasso had to learn the rules of painting before he could break them? that’s why i’m going to law school

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all ramen noodles come from one impossibly long noodle of disputed origins. no one knows how much is left or what will happen when it’s gone

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“I could probz bench press, like, five of you”-me talking to a cool squirrel I just met