got my wisdom teeth removed.
surgeon just came to my house and stole my college degree, has this happened to anyone else
me logging onto twitter
what is joe biden’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat
the only thing i remember about my school’s gifted program was learning about whales.
what was it about whales that the other kids weren’t ready for? the mystery haunts me to this day.
gonna play video games. i need a mental escape from politics, it feels like the apocalypse
-plays Fallout, a game about living in the apocalypse-
astrology is fake.
my sign is two fish. and YET, i am just one human and bad at swimming
smoke alarm broke, so i decided to tape a bag of microwave popcorn to the ceiling. if it starts popping, i will know it is too hot in there.
the food pyramid is a conspiracy by big triangle to sell more triangles