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Page of hoedeehoe's best tweets

@hoedeehoe : Me, about to be kicked out of a convention for the American Society of Egyptologists

"As we all know, the pyramids were built by the Pharaoh convincing two people to begin work, and those two people in turn convincing two people each. Then those four people each convinced

@hoedeehoe: Aliens: take us to your leader

Me: ok guys listen- he's probably going to deport you but there is a small chance he'll want to marry you

@hoedeehoe: 1st date:
(don't let her know how self centered you are)

Me: what's your favorite thing that I've said so far tonight?

@hoedeehoe: (1st day in heaven)

Angel: STOP ASKING EVERYBODY WHAT THEY DIED OF

@hoedeehoe: Jesus: and when there was but 1 set of footprints, there I carried u

Me: (checks fitbit) ok, phew, it counted the steps, I still got credit

@hoedeehoe: (1st day in heaven)

Me: Whoa- is that Elvis?
Angel- no, it's an impersonator
M: Wow, is that...
A: listen man all we got is impersonators