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2000: “With our great minds, in the next 20 years we will be colonizing Mars.”

2020: “Gather round everyone, here’s a video on how to wash your hands.”

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Once upon a time there was a lot of food in my house and I ate it all.

The End

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All I want for Christmas is for the adults who say “See you next year” to be repeatedly tased.

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I keep the clumps of hair from my shower drain as pets.

Don’t make it weird.