2000: “With our great minds, in the next 20 years we will be colonizing Mars.”
2020: “Gather round everyone, here’s a video on how to wash your hands.”
Once upon a time there was a lot of food in my house and I ate it all.
All I want for Christmas is for the adults who say “See you next year” to be repeatedly tased.
I keep the clumps of hair from my shower drain as pets.
Don’t make it weird.
Never name drop…
Sandy Bullock taught me this.
The adult version of