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@hunz74 : The most rewarding part of my job is meeting and working with so many uniquely terrible personalities.

@hunz74: Any human mind can learn complicated math, given the right incentives. Just look at the bowling community.

@hunz74: I don't worry when two shopping carts are stuck together, I just go with it and use both...or three. Today I had a row of ten.

@hunz74: A scientist said that fish will evolve into "flish" & will be able to fly. Now I can't stop thinking about "flarks, flhales & flea horses."

@hunz74: My twins hate to brush their teeth. So I just convinced them that it's fun to brush someone else's teeth. Problem solved.

@hunz74: Police sketch artists are a bunch of con artists.

@hunz74: I just saw a lady jogging backwards. You go, girl...or you just went...or here you come. I don't know which direction I'm going with this.

@hunz74: My son has the worst altitude ever. He's defiant, rude and floating like six feet off the ground.

@hunz74: Owls are like scary Mr. Potato Heads that fly.

@hunz74: Change is hard, especially the nickel.