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@hurlarious : [INT. STARBUCKS - DAY]
Me: Theres a large rat in the bathroom
Me: A large rat
Me: THERES A VENTI RAT IN THE BATHROOM
@hurlarious: Bored? Find group photo of 4 women on Instagram. Comment "You 3 look incredible!!"
@hurlarious: Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that made fun of me in high school
@hurlarious: I wonder if all the other popcorn kernels in the bag freak out when the first kernel pops
@hurlarious: Megan with an h? Whatever Hmegan....
@hurlarious: Sweeping a woman off her feet is easy if you know karate
@hurlarious: Apparently the g-spot is located in a $1700 pair of Christian Louboutins.
@hurlarious: Why doesn't every mistake in real life I make have a squiggly red line underneath it?
@hurlarious: I like to leave my gas cap hanging off when I'm on a date so when people start honking and waving I can wave back like I'm famous
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