I tossed my billiard table into the bathtub.
Now I have a swimming pool.
I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me
But no, she’s still alive.
There are two types of people in this world:
1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
Can we all agree that “K” is not short for “OK,” it’s short for STFU?
“Oh, hey! I didn’t even recognize you!” means “I saw you and tried to avoid you, but here you are.”
Question of the day :
If the early bird gets the worm, why do good things come to those who wait?