Walking around the kitchen like Pac-Man when you’re hungry.
What’s that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah. Imagination.
Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says “Oh no she didn’t!”, she in fact, did.
If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards, it’s a video about a guy who parties longer than everyone else.
“Are you ok?” “No, I’m bleeding because its fun.”
What do we want?” “A cure for ADHD!” “When do we want it?” “Squirrel!”
That awkward moment when you’re scuba diving and you see adele rolling in the deep.
Final Destination 5″ …well someone doesn’t understand the meaning of “Final.”
Girl: “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” Guy: “Both, now get in the van.”