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What’s that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah. Imagination.

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Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says “Oh no she didn’t!”, she in fact, did.

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If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards, it’s a video about a guy who parties longer than everyone else.

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What do we want?” “A cure for ADHD!” “When do we want it?” “Squirrel!”

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That awkward moment when you’re scuba diving and you see adele rolling in the deep.

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Final Destination 5″ …well someone doesn’t understand the meaning of “Final.”

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Girl: “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” Guy: “Both, now get in the van.”