@iTomFoolery

If it was the choice between having the last pizza on earth or the last sex on earth, which toppings would you have on your pizza.

@iTomFoolery

I mixed coffee with Red Bull, now I can see the invisible things my kitten pounces on.

@iTomFoolery

How soon is it going to be before school spelling tests only requires getting the first three letters correct until google does the rest.