Me- mom stop you are never funny. You never make joke.
Mom- I made you
I gently slid her panties to the side….
so that I cud fit the rest of her socks in the drawer.
Never ask Google for relation advice.
I’ve gone from small disagreement to getting two mails from divorce lawyers in three clicks.
I wish my new best friend from Spain came with subtitles, because pittbull only taught me uno do tres cuatro…