@i_wantMyBiitch

I gently slid her panties to the side….

so that I cud fit the rest of her socks in the drawer.

@i_wantMyBiitch

Never ask Google for relation advice.
I’ve gone from small disagreement to getting two mails from divorce lawyers in three clicks.

@i_wantMyBiitch

I wish my new best friend from Spain came with subtitles, because pittbull only taught me uno do tres cuatro…