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@i_zzzzzz : I love when Scandinavian people on internet forums are like "Sorry for the bad English, I still have a considerable amount to learn about your language, again I apologize for my diction which is likely quite malformed,"

@i_zzzzzz: GIRL: There are these two black holes that collided & released more energy than a trillion stars
ME: Damn that sucks. I would never do that

@i_zzzzzz: Good slumber party questions:
- What's the furthest underground you've ever eaten a burger
- How many necks have you touched
- What's pesto