@iamchrisscott

Mariah Carey beginning with “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then revealing she wants “you” is such a good burn

@iamchrisscott

I love that the generation after millennials is called Generation Z like we all kinda know this whole thing is wrapping up soon

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A good comeback when someone doesn’t believe you’re a time traveler is “Yeah well nobody cried at your funeral.”