@iamspacegirl: *all the animals gathered around Adam*
Lion: Tell us again how you named us
Deer: Yes tell us tell us!
Adam: Well I-
Lumpsucker fish: boooo
Adam: I just-
Cockchafer beetle: BOOOOOOOO
@iamspacegirl: when everyone else grabs a partner immediately and the teacher says “why don’t you come up and dance with me”
@iamspacegirl: when there was one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I tripped and fell but Jesus didn't see and he kept walking for a little bit
@iamspacegirl: autocorrect: Dan!
me: No no, autocorrect, this is my DAD, we know him.
autocorrect: *growling* Dan.
me: *spritzing my phone with water* NO
@iamspacegirl: a guy told me his name was Drazen earlier and he did not appreciate me asking if that was short for dried raisin
@iamspacegirl: Once again I find myself online shopping for a velvet cloak at 4am. But fear not, me. one day you will be online shopping for something else at 4am whilst wearing a beautiful velvet cloak.
@iamspacegirl: *makes graveyard even scarier by carving all the tombstones into shark fins*
@iamspacegirl: just found myself walking around inspecting things in my front yard with my hands clasped gently behind my back, so my transition into my grandfather is nearly complete