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@imshitimsorry : lady at table behind me: sometimes babies get gassy. they can't burp so they get mad and cry
me, turning around angrily: its not JUST babies
@imshitimsorry: aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?