I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.
me: my friends:
Always
I set my alarm extra early so I have enough time to lay in bed & be angry about having to wake up
“Aww plans cancelled?? I really wanted to go, maybe next time…”
Me: I’m so bored I literally have nothing to do
*10 upcoming assignments due tomorrow*