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@ipalatsky : First of all, I didn't take it, and second, I already put it back.
@ipalatsky: I owe most of my colossal success to exaggeration.
@ipalatsky: cause of death:
@ipalatsky: Rebel against the establishment by covering every surface with lace doilies.
@ipalatsky: I prefer the term "quirky", it sounds less diagnosable.
@ipalatsky: it would probably never occur to you, but if need be, yellow pages book can knock your opponent out without any visible bruising.
@ipalatsky: I maintain neutrality in any situation by remaining clueless.
@ipalatsky: ok children, just to recap today's lesson, let's now repeat all the words you are not supposed to say.
@ipalatsky: Old superstition:
When wife laughs at your jokes:
It means you have guests in the house.
@ipalatsky: As a little girl, I dreamt of being whisked away by a handsome prince.
It's my husband's dream now.