First of all, I didn’t take it, and second, I already put it back.
I owe most of my colossal success to exaggeration.
cause of death:
Rebel against the establishment by covering every surface with lace doilies.
I prefer the term “quirky”, it sounds less diagnosable.
it would probably never occur to you, but if need be, yellow pages book can knock your opponent out without any visible bruising.
I maintain neutrality in any situation by remaining clueless.
ok children, just to recap today’s lesson, let’s now repeat all the words you are not supposed to say.
When wife laughs at your jokes:
It means you have guests in the house.
As a little girl, I dreamt of being whisked away by a handsome prince.
It’s my husband’s dream now.