@itsa_talia

when i end emails with

best,
talia

it is not abbreviated well-wishes, but letting you know that i am the best talia.

@itsa_talia

one time a friend asked me “how are you still single?!” and the list of reasons is still compiling in my head

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we’re going to have a president named jeb. president jeb.

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i know 99.9999% of you don’t know anything about california area stereotypes but this is such a fullerton thing

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my cat sounds so cute when he sneezes but i really wish he’d stop wasting the coke. it’s like goddamn amateur hour with him.

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things getting way heated on my picture of flowers #couplestherapy