I just attempted a smoky eye and long story short, the raccoons have made me their leader
Please teach your children how babies come out of the womb.
Otherwise, your kid is going to convince my kid that they were pooped out
I don’t know how to tell my mom that those 10 boxes of instant mashed potatoes she has saved won’t help us survive the apocalypse
I don’t know who let me be an adult. My daughter and I had a slime stretching contest that resulted in slime getting everywhere including her hair and pants
[5 wearing a watch that used to be my nieces]
10: You don’t even know how to tell time!!
5: *looks at watch* It’s time for you to be quiet