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@jaboukie : IF YOURE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ THIS

fellow grown folks. isn’t oatmeal delicious

@jaboukie: i can’t believe my little brother is a father we used to have to hide beans in the higher up cabinets so he wouldn’t shove them up his nose

@jaboukie: media: *finds out mail bomber is white* Apologetic Man Did Secret Santa Early and Wrong

@jaboukie: anyone at the gym with no headphones is training to avenge someone’s death

@jaboukie: me: *is guillotined in a whole foods*
cnn: Man Beheaded In Grains Section Has Dark Past Of Illegally Downloading T-Pain Songs In 2007