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@jacquiewalters : Me: *finally deciding to be productive*

Computer: I SHALL UPDATE FOR YOU NOW

@jacquiewalters: "What should we name them?"
Grapes
"And what about these?"
Grapefruits
"I see. So one is a larger version of another?"
Not at all
"Perfect"