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@jake_likes_naps : "WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS GOING ON? IS THAT RAIN? OH GOD I WISH I HAD EYES" - Worms

@jake_likes_naps: "Daddy will u tuck me in?:)"
"Ok"
*tucks him in*
"Daddy sing me a song:)"
"Ok"
*clears throat*
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES H

@jake_likes_naps: *locks hands with stranger in elevator*
im nervous, this is my first time flying