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@jakehightower34 : Evil Scientist: I will turn you three into...A Human Centipede!

Hostage 1: No!

Hostage 2: Please! No!

Me: So...who gets to be the front?

@jakehightower34: Oompa Loompa: When you die do we get the factory?

Wonka: No, I'll just invite 5 random kids and murder 4.

Oompa Loompa: We need a union...