Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

Follow us on Instagram. That's it, don't make us say cringy things like YouTubers say at the end of their videos. Click here to follow us

Page of jakehightower34's best tweets

@jakehightower34 : Evil Scientist: I will turn you three into...A Human Centipede!

Hostage 1: No!

Hostage 2: Please! No!

Me: So...who gets to be the front?

@jakehightower34: Oompa Loompa: When you die do we get the factory?

Wonka: No, I'll just invite 5 random kids and murder 4.

Oompa Loompa: We need a union...