I forgot the word for donut so I said cop bagel
Super irresponsible to host a murder mystery party when real murders go unsolved
my toddler is screaming because I’m wearing earplugs because my toddler is screaming
mowed ⅓ of the lawn before my body remembered I haven’t exercised in 40 years
From Our CEO
To Our Valued Customersholy shit please come back we promise to start cleaning the bathroom