[my husband has the man flu. After 3 days]:
M: will you please just take medicine??
H: *pouts* fine, what flavor is it??
M: what flav…it’s ADULT FLAVORED!
Has anyone checked the math on the Mayan calendar to see if it was off by about 8 years?
In episode #394 of “Toddler or Drunk?”
– wanted to pee on the floor
– cried because he wasn’t allowed to pee on the floor
– insisted he didn’t have to pee when offered a toilet
– irrationally angry because he did, in fact, need to pee and it happened in a toilet