@jaxwax04

[my husband has the man flu. After 3 days]:

M: will you please just take medicine??

H: *pouts* fine, what flavor is it??

M: what flav…it’s ADULT FLAVORED!

@jaxwax04

Has anyone checked the math on the Mayan calendar to see if it was off by about 8 years?

@jaxwax04

In episode #394 of “Toddler or Drunk?”

– wanted to pee on the floor

– cried because he wasn’t allowed to pee on the floor

– insisted he didn’t have to pee when offered a toilet

– irrationally angry because he did, in fact, need to pee and it happened in a toilet