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I had no idea she was allergic to rat poison your honor
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@jeffreyvanclea1
if a cop ever asks me to count from 100 backwards ..i just get in the back seat
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I just want 5 minutes alone with the person who thought it was a good idea to put little plastic stickers on every piece of fruit
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best sunscreen ever… Xbox 360