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@jensenmarie_ : Going to dress up as a Jedi today and open automatic doors for people with the force. NO YOU GET A LIFE.

@jensenmarie_: GUIDE TO BEING BATMAN:
1. Lose parents, inherit everything
2. Let people get murdered
3. Never murder the Joker cause he's the best at puns