@jenspyra

I refuse to pay all that money for CrossFit. If I want a man to scream at me in a garage, I can visit my dad

@jenspyra

I wanted to do a sexy boudoir photoshoot for my boyfriend, but the radiologist had a totally different agenda

@jenspyra

I appreciate that the saleslady informed me I’d be more comfortable in a 36B cup size, but this is a Best Buy & I’m looking for humidifiers.