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@jilleb163 : Sometimes I think I should introduce myself to my neighbors just so they don't describe me to the police as "Quiet and keeps to herself."

@jilleb163: I didn't realize how many of the songs on my iPod are about sex and drugs until I hit "shuffle" in a car with a 12-year-old in it.

@jilleb163: My "I'm enraged!" status update on Facebook garnered a lot of congratulations from people who don't read well.