@jonnysun: a centaur has six limbs, a lower abdomen (horse torso), and an upper thorax (human torso), categorically making it a bug

@jonnysun: Look, Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom.

"what about that shadowy place? by 2pm when the sun is west of its apex, it will be illuminated. is that our kingdom but only in the afternoon? what about night? what about clouds"

Simba.. who told you about science

@jonnysun: if i pay $15 for a bottle of water at a concert or a sporting event, i better drown

@jonnysun: honestly this was all i could see so i drew it

@jonnysun: i dont understand why two people reaching into the same bag of snacks at the same time is considered romantic. like excuse me you are in the way of my snacks

@jonnysun: i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial district & all i could think was "cool. that bird makes more money than me"

@jonnysun: me on ellen

ellen: so i hear you’re a big fan of being on ellen

me: yeah

*i walk onto stage, to see me on ellen’s show, who sees me walking onto ellen’s show*

both me’s: oh-oh my-my god-god you-you didnt-didnt

@jonnysun: in grade 3 we wrote an essay about "would u rather be a big fish in a smal pond or a smal fish in a big pond" and i wrote "can i be a frog"

@jonnysun: respond to every april fools joke by staring the person directly in the eye and saying “yes, that truly was a fool’s joke”