Video games don’t encourage violence nearly as much as piñatas do
So Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar and the bartender says “hey, why the wrong face?”
-911 Whats the emergency?
My wife is suffocating me
-Literally or figuratively sir?
Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking?
For a hero, it’s pretty cool that Mario is just a dude who ignores his real job, does mushrooms and smashes his head into things all day.
Being single isn’t always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example.