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@josh___grant : My suicide notes just keep turning into grocery lists.

@josh___grant: My suicide notes just keep turning into grocery lists.

@josh___grant: Don't people with bumper stickers realize it takes a t-shirt to change a person's deeply held beliefs?

@josh___grant: I wear my tattoos on the inside. Ever since having discount back surgery from a guy named "Spider."

@josh___grant: Batman-

See, kids?

Even one extremely wealthy white male can make a difference.