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I saw a woman with a lower back tattoo that said “Classy” and my brain leaked out of my ear.

@jtswhipped

Just watched Inception,Donnie Darko,Memento and The Matrix and now I don’t think I am real anymore.

@jtswhipped

Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.

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You know what I love about having kids? Not having them.

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I wonder what people with house phones posted on MySpace today?

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To the woman that told her husband to “bite my ballsack” at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life.

@jtswhipped

“Are there drug dealers on Twitter?” Asking for 522 friends.