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I saw a woman with a lower back tattoo that said “Classy” and my brain leaked out of my ear.
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Just watched Inception,Donnie Darko,Memento and The Matrix and now I don’t think I am real anymore.
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Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.
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You know what I love about having kids? Not having them.
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I wonder what people with house phones posted on MySpace today?
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To the woman that told her husband to “bite my ballsack” at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life.
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“Are there drug dealers on Twitter?” Asking for 522 friends.