I saw a woman with a lower back tattoo that said “Classy” and my brain leaked out of my ear.
Just watched Inception,Donnie Darko,Memento and The Matrix and now I don’t think I am real anymore.
Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.
You know what I love about having kids? Not having them.
I wonder what people with house phones posted on MySpace today?
To the woman that told her husband to “bite my ballsack” at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life.
“Are there drug dealers on Twitter?” Asking for 522 friends.