@julietactually

him: what are u wearing
me: overalls
him: do u want to slip into something more comfortable
me: more comfortable than overalls? wtf

@julietactually

Saw this lady taking pics of stuff and I was like your camera is facing the wrong way, psycho

@julietactually

him: [slipping my panties off] why are u wearing 2 pairs of panties
me: I’m not
him: [sliding another pair off] omg how many are u wearing