@juneohara65

I just killed two birds with one stone and my next door neighbor looks horrified.

@juneohara65

YES I’M JEALOUS OF YOUR GOLDFISH. MENTAL ILLNESS RUNS IN MY FAMILY.

@juneohara65

I asked my cat if I’m passive aggressive and she ignored me.

I hope I don’t forget to feed her tonight.

@juneohara65

“And to my heirs, I will leave all this….”

*gestures toward 146 half-full nail polishes, all roughly the same color

@juneohara65

My cat is smarter than I am but I’m brighter than most plants, so I feel like I’m holding my own.

@juneohara65

Halloween: The one day I can flap my arms like a bat and nobody asks any questions.

@juneohara65

Someone just told me to dim the lights and called it a beauty tip.