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@juneohara65 : I just killed two birds with one stone and my next door neighbor looks horrified.
@juneohara65: YES I'M JEALOUS OF YOUR GOLDFISH. MENTAL ILLNESS RUNS IN MY FAMILY.
@juneohara65: My corpse will likely be too lazy for rigor mortis.
@juneohara65: I asked my cat if I'm passive aggressive and she ignored me.
I hope I don't forget to feed her tonight.
@juneohara65: "And to my heirs, I will leave all this...."
*gestures toward 146 half-full nail polishes, all roughly the same color
@juneohara65: My cat is smarter than I am but I'm brighter than most plants, so I feel like I'm holding my own.
@juneohara65: Halloween: The one day I can flap my arms like a bat and nobody asks any questions.
@juneohara65: Someone just told me to dim the lights and called it a beauty tip.
@juneohara65: *puts on strapless bra
*takes an extra Prozac
@juneohara65: My GPS thinks we should see other drivers.