@juneohara65

“The only difference between heterosexual and homosexual sex is which hole you stick it in.”

~my mother after a few drinks

@juneohara65

Doctors who expect me to pee on command, I’m not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know.

@juneohara65

Sound smarter than you are: end words with “eaux” and sentences with “if you will.” If you’re pissed, “quite frankly” adds a nice touch.