A kiddie pool with a carrot floating in it would look odd to you and me but to a snowman it would be horrifying.
Nothing is worse than having a cranberries song stuck in your head, in your head, in your heeeeeeeeeeaaaad zombie zombie zombie eee eee
The most troubling examples of sexism, homophobia and racism that I’ve ever heard are things I’ve said driving on the New Jersey Turnpike.
If I see a parked car with one of those stick figure family things, I always add a sticker of myself to it and then just wait in the car.
If you’re in a clown posse, you don’t need to tell us you’re insane. We know.
Nobody’s thinking you’re an emotionally stable clown posse.