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@justokdane : fireman: where is fire
me: in my heart, i love y-
fireman: [pulls out firehose] brace yourself this is gonna hurt
@justokdane: spider: sup
me: omg stay away
spider: don't worry I'm a good spider
me: there's good spiders?
spider: hahaha no I'm gonna get you
@justokdane: tree: morning
me: oh hey
tree: yo lemme get a hit of that carbon dioxide bro
me: [exhales on tree]
tree: [leaves all shakin'] ooooh ya baby that's the stuff
@justokdane: God: got bears?
God: got birds?
Noah: Um... the bears ate them
Noah: IT'S A LOGISTICAL NIGHTMARE
@justokdane: car salesman: this is the car for you
me: but that's a barrel about to go over Niagara falls
car salesman: take that baby for a spin