@kaL12578

you can know where your kitchen scissors are or you can have kids you cannot have both

@kaL12578

people will make fun of you for believing in astrology and then be like “every hotel we ever built has no 13th floor”

@kaL12578

me: hey bud, guess what?

4: what

me: I love you

4: not now I’m busy

@kaL12578

Neighbor: hey Spider Man! Do you want to come over later tonight and pick out some candy?

4: ya! do I have to wear pants?

Neighbor: uhhh what?

4: I dunno my mom always asks that

@kaL12578

Husband bought both kids lightsabers that make 7 different sounds, loudly.

It was really nice knowing you all. Hopefully I can tweet from prison.