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HAN: Chewie what the hell are you doing

CHEWBACCA: *wearing a three piece suit* rawwrhh aarrhhr rweoorrar

HAN: why do you need a business loan

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Cinderella: I lost another shoe

Prince Charming: *through clenched teeth* who is he

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Me: Ah, the elusive white penny

Cashier: That’s a button

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CASHIER: *squinting at credit card* Bruce Wayne, huh?

BATMAN: shit

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HIM: somebody should probably do the dishes

ME: *drinking wine out of a bowling trophy* agree to disagree

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Every time I watch Bambi I hope it will turn out differently, but I always end up drunk and covered in cool ranch doritos

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[Pulled over]

Officer: license and registra- oh wow

Me *shirt covered in blood* hey buddy, my eyes are up here