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Watching basketball while on the treadmill feels like reading a book about someone reading an even bigger & better book

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Every time I glue uncooked pasta together, a macaroni angel gets its wings.

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Going to the gym is such a great workout. I never actually enter the building, but the walk there is nice. Sometimes I even walk back.

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Why do people say children are the future? They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Happy that I paid $ for a gym membership to exercise the little neuron in my brain that argues whether I should go to the gym every day

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Marrying my gay friend bc it’s important for couples to have common interests and we are both interested in men!

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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” – neighborhood drunk

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People are like trees: you can figure out their age by cutting into them & counting the rings.

Right? I didn’t do this for nothing, right?

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Today I watched a meteor shower until it angrily pulled the curtains closed and yelled at me to stop peeping.