@kashanacauley

After a heated discussion with Marie Kondo i’ve decided to throw myself in the trash.

@kashanacauley

The next James Bond is just going to be three hours of him trying to get all his info off Facebook.

@kashanacauley

People outside of NYC: TERRORISM!!!!!
New Yorkers: Dude’s a loser with a crappy bomb who’s crowning life achievement is making my train 36 minutes late.

@kashanacauley

Your serial killer name is your first name + your middle name + your last name

@kashanacauley

What we’ve learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees.

@kashanacauley

Can’t believe there are so many songs about love and only one where someone welcomes someone else to a jungle.