After a heated discussion with Marie Kondo i’ve decided to throw myself in the trash.
The next James Bond is just going to be three hours of him trying to get all his info off Facebook.
People outside of NYC: TERRORISM!!!!!
New Yorkers: Dude’s a loser with a crappy bomb who’s crowning life achievement is making my train 36 minutes late.
Your serial killer name is your first name + your middle name + your last name
What we’ve learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees.
Can’t believe there are so many songs about love and only one where someone welcomes someone else to a jungle.
So you’re all Obama fans now? Name 3 of his albums.
Obama’s gonna take all your decorative soaps.