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@kashmir_lover1 : Autocorrect changed Friend to Fiend but sleeping with a Fiend with Benefits is actually a little more exhilarating

@kashmir_lover1: According to my gym trainer, I need to cut back on drinking
According to my bartender, I look great
Moral of the story: I'm drunk