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@katy_fit : Why I hate technology:

Most of my lightbulbs now have a longer life expectancy than me.

"...She is survived by one son , three porch lights and one ceiling fan bulb"

@katy_fit: I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role then realize I'm not even an actress.

@katy_fit: To all of you Single Guys here on Twitter...
Don't forget to buy your Wife something on Valentine's Day.

@katy_fit: That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and he walks right past you...

@katy_fit: Remember kids, don't light your own fireworks. Have the adults who have been drinking all damn day do it.