why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the powerpuff girls did in 11 minutes
opening gifts that say ‘from mom & dad’ and knowing that dad is going to be just as surprised as you are
when girls eat strawberries it’s like sexy and hot but when i eat an entire potato in one bite like a snake it’s weird???? ok
i have a playlist titled russian roulette which is composed of under pressure by queen like 10 times and ice ice baby by vanilla ice once
*me talking to a couple* so who’s the 6 and who’s the 9?
i am not one 22-year-old, i am actually two 11-year-olds stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat