@kelllicopter

why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the powerpuff girls did in 11 minutes

@kelllicopter

opening gifts that say ‘from mom & dad’ and knowing that dad is going to be just as surprised as you are

@kelllicopter

when girls eat strawberries it’s like sexy and hot but when i eat an entire potato in one bite like a snake it’s weird???? ok

@kelllicopter

i have a playlist titled russian roulette which is composed of under pressure by queen like 10 times and ice ice baby by vanilla ice once

@kelllicopter

i am not one 22-year-old, i am actually two 11-year-olds stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat