i hate it when my ID card is accepted by people, you agree that i look like that horrible picture???
[summons genie]
genie: are you finally ready to use your wishes
me: no but while you’re here, kindly pass the remote
genie: [visible anger] you can’t keep doing this, this isn’t how this works
“work hard so your future self can live a good life”
pfft, what has he ever done for me?
Did it hurt? When even autocorrect couldn’t figure out that word you were reaching for
Me: [to myself] ok, act cool
Crush: nice weather today
Me: thanks