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*me, struggling to please the members of our tea club*
“Please, everyone! Why can’t we all just get oolong?!

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“WE ALREADY HAVE IT!”

ME: What do we want?!

“TIME TRAVEL!”

ME: When do we–oh

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I can only listen to Russian classical music after drinking creamy tea too fast.
The chai cough’s key