@knot_eye: Her: I bet you forgot it.
Him: I have a photographic memory.
Him: Sorry, it's a Polaroid. Is it Becky?
@knot_eye: Me: You say all the right things.
Her: I didn't say anything.
Me: Shhh Don't ruin this for me.
@knot_eye: I can't be the only one that sees the day when
a direct message from a catfish is called carp DM.
@knot_eye: Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix, do they just send you a screencap of your degree?
@knot_eye: I often wondered what it'd be like to be married to an idiot.
I asked my wife and she said you get used to it after a while.