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@knot_eye : I was gonna do a tweet about Albert Einstein's IQ but I couldn't get it under 140.

@knot_eye: Dear Ad Agencies,

Please stop using doorbells in your TV commercials.

On behalf of dog owners everywhere,

Thanks!

@knot_eye: This bottle of vodka was on sale.

So yes, I will party like it's $19.99.