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@knot_eye : I was gonna do a tweet about Albert Einstein's IQ but I couldn't get it under 140.
@knot_eye: Dear Ad Agencies,
Please stop using doorbells in your TV commercials.
On behalf of dog owners everywhere,
@knot_eye: This bottle of vodka was on sale.
So yes, I will party like it's $19.99.