Been playing hide n’ seek with my niece and nephew for the last three hours. I guess I should get off twitter and go and look for them now.
I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE AND WHAT I SAY GOES in one ear and out the other.
Sorry, I’m in a hurry, lets talk while we walk… You go that way.
I don’t always say ‘oops’, but when I do, it’s usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea.
Mistook a discarded plastic bag for a rat today as the wind blew it across my path. On the plus side, I can now perform the ‘Gangnam Style’.