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Page of kylekinane's best tweets

@kylekinane : My lyft driver had a nice Jeep Cherokee. I said "What year is this?" He had no idea I was talking about the car. Ride was weird after that.

@kylekinane: Im so mad Trump pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement that I'm going to go read the Paris Climate Agreement now.

@kylekinane: There is no such thing as an antique car. An antique car is a horse.

@kylekinane: I ate a tomato slice off the carpet. And some lettuce. And some bleu cheese bits. And mushrooms. I'm saying I dropped my salad on the floor.

@kylekinane: Thank god that racist basketball guy showed up or we'd still be talking about how we're not finding that airplane.